Nicolas Cage Cat

I wake up. The sun is bright. I look at it. I see Nicolas Cage's face in the sun. I am happy. I love Nicolas Cage. I go downstairs to have some cereal. Nicolas Cage is on the box of the cereal. I am happy. I fetch the milk. I see his face on the carton. I am happy. I go back to my cerial. I see a cat outside of the window. The cat looks like Nicolas Cage. He looks up at me and says, "Your end is near. Soon you will be one with the Cage". I smile. I am happy. I want to be one with the cage.
I love Nicolas Cage.